She : "So where is my comb?"
He : "It is on yon counter top, O fair maiden!"
She: Since when have I been a maiden, O brave .. er .. warrior?"
He : "Well, it doesn't exactly have the same poetic ring to it if I said O fair one who hath once been a maiden. It's kinda like taking the soul of wit and gently beating it to death with a dictionary."
He : "It is on yon counter top, O fair maiden!"
She: Since when have I been a maiden, O brave .. er .. warrior?"
He : "Well, it doesn't exactly have the same poetic ring to it if I said O fair one who hath once been a maiden. It's kinda like taking the soul of wit and gently beating it to death with a dictionary."
I have absolutely no idea why, but this reminds me of a memorable movie quote:
ReplyDeleteDante Hicks: Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
[A man hears and heads after Veronica.]
Dante Hicks: Hey! Get back here!
heh heh .. which movie is this from?
ReplyDeletei'll pretend that you have seen Clerks and forget that you only read books
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